Adventures of a Wetware Hacker

Whilst mopping the kitchen at 5:00AM on this lovely evening, I was struck by an idea so brilliant, so perfect -- so obviously the result of divine inspiration -- I simply had to share. It is possible that I've been inhaling too many cleaning products, but I've come across a way to reverse that unfortunate trend of everything looking hotter while you're drinking:

posted by Parijata Mackey @ 5:28 AM